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lord forgive me but i use the (rather pricey) “joque” harness by spareparts. it’s on sale for like 123$ rn. i’ve tried brief harnesses (basically just underwear w an o-ring inside) and they’re trash. trash. i guess they work for you if you have zero stroke game which i’ve been reliably informed is a commonality. but i actually fuck. so i need something that moves WITH me, not just hangs there flaccid with a heavy piece of silicone dangling out of it, hoping the bottom or receiver does all the work. no sir. so imo joque is worth it bc there’s several points of adjustment and it really just STAYS once it’s on.

the holy grail of cheapo (ish) prosthetic dicks… rodeoh’s Slyder hyper realistic silicone dildo!!! as of writing this (9/14/23), this fucker’s dead in absentia, but rodeoh is currently having a warehouse sale, so i recommend just browsing.

legit where do i even begin with this… this miracle of technology? this monument to dyke innovation? first off, the base that slides into your harness doubles as a suction cup, so you can stick this to any flat, non-porous surface and just go to town bottoming for yourself. secondly, there’s a liquid layer inside so the slyder has sliding skin. the triple density (well, dual density, legally speaking) dildo is made with medical grade silicone that both warms and retains body heat. my only complaint is that, at 5.5 inches & almost 2” diameter, my dick is a little… hefty? intimidating? but the head is sooo plushy soft & has a lot of give. i haven’t had any complaints yet is all i’m saying.

click the link below for a quick 55 second video on the slyder’s features by the manufacturer. <3