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IF YOU’RE TRYING TO KILL YOUR BOTTOM DYSPHORIA, PACK WITH GRAMMA’S SAUSAGES. END OF STORY IM NOT KIDDING

but if you need convincing. gramma’s sausages is a small business owned and operated by a trans man who identifies as a gramma. gramma uses she/her pronouns. she’s a biochemist or some shit idk.

anyways i bought my first packer ages ago. it was the New York Toy Collective’s “pierre” packer and i liked it, for a time. here. free nude of me wearing “pierre”:

HOWEVER~ anyone who’s ever seen a penis irl, has a penis, wants a penis, etc. that shaft is like, abnormally long. and the balls are tiny. whenever i wore that thing out like, in public, it always looked like i was rockin a semi. not ideal. so i stopped packing! until one day. one fateful, beautiful day.

she saved me…. gramma….

the model i bought was on discount bc of some slight imperfections. it was the brotwurst 1.0 and she was LARGE and IN CHARGE. despite her… rather large size, the make was so realistic, so ORGANIC, that i never much minded. not only did i never look semi-hard again, i began to pack EVERY SINGLE DAY. there was something so energetically comforting about the brot.

unfortunately, because gramma’s sausages was New in those days, my brot bore a few tears and became a little (a lot) worn. thankfully gramma sells patch kits and i bundled a patch kit in with my order of a NEW packer (slightly smaller) that doubles as a stand-to-pee device thanks to gramma’s partnership with spouti. more on that to come as i teach myself how to pee standing up, but even without using the tube, my new packer is just PERFECT.